Offsides
In real life, I'm your friend who thinks short stop is a football position. But as Chevy, I'm your buddy who asks the waitress to put on the game. 

Huntin'
In real life, I'm a vegan who'll cry over a cockroach. But as Chevy, I have a trophy room that'd make any hunter swoon.

0-60 Real quick 
In real life, I ask my dad to replace my windshield wipers. But as BASF, I'm a thought leader on all things auto.